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From the desk of James Reel on Tuesday, July 25th 2006 at 8:56

BAD CELLIST

    ABC News reports that a model college student and cellist faces sentencing for bank robbery:

    On Dec. 9, 2005, … [Greg Hogan Jr.] walked into an Allentown, Pa., Wachovia bank and handed a teller a note that said he had a gun and demanded money.
    The frightened teller gave Hogan $2,800. Hogan then went with friends to see The Chronicles of Narnia and have pizza. Later that day, police caught up with him as he went to play cello for the school orchestra.
    What an idiot. No cellist-bank robber needs to use a gun. All he has to do is brandish his endpin.

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