BAD CELLIST
posted by James Reel
ABC News reports that a model college student and cellist faces sentencing for bank robbery:
On Dec. 9, 2005, … [Greg Hogan Jr.] walked into an Allentown, Pa., Wachovia bank and handed a teller a note that said he had a gun and demanded money.What an idiot. No cellist-bank robber needs to use a gun. All he has to do is brandish his endpin.
The frightened teller gave Hogan $2,800. Hogan then went with friends to see The Chronicles of Narnia and have pizza. Later that day, police caught up with him as he went to play cello for the school orchestra.
