CHARACTER FLAWS

posted by James Reel

    1. At vending machines, I reach for the change before I reach for the food.
    2. I love my friends, but I’m most comfortable when I’m alone (not counting the presence of wife and dog).
    3. Family heirlooms are best sent to yard sales; if I cherish anything, it’s a grudge.
    4. I dislike talking to strangers, which is a serious weakness in a journalist chasing a story.
    5. I think babies are ugly.